spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

does clorox remove sin?

brvdleysoileau:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

tvaros:

i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older